Why the heck not?!
David chaotic good - You've got to be bold to start a company, but you've got to be fearless to start a dice company! Fortunately for us, the big boss himself is equal parts anarchy and genuine love for this industry.
Joanie neutral good - Ruler of conventions! Monarch of Mystery! The jury's still out on whether her sweet demeanor and positive attitude are just a clever ploy to get on our good side, but so far it's working.
Rach lawful good - Occasionally referred to as Dice Envy's Chief Pestering Officer, she works hard to keep everyone organized. Rules are meant to be broken, but only after they've been understood!
Maria chaotic neutral - One of the benefits of being Team Mom is being able to do what you want, when you want. Quick-thinking and sharp-witted, she keeps the office moving onward and upward!
Ian neutral neutral - You gotta be cool as a cucumber to run logistics AND inventory for a company that sells tiny shinies in volume. You gotta be chill. You gotta be zen.
Dylan lawful neutral - The creative artist behind a ton of our custom runs! From designing Brockton stickers (keep your eyes peeled, we got some good ones coming) to rendering 3D metal dice molds, he knows better than most that the beauty's in the details.
Mouse chaotic evil - She may look small and fluffy on the outside, but underneath that charming exterior is the cold, black heart of a killer. At least, that's what she wants the delivery people to think.
Shipping neutral evil - Boxes on boxes on boxes on boxes. It's really just boxes, all the way down.
Taxes lawful evil - Keeping Maria employed (and enraged) with every reporting cycle. The only person who hates sales tax more than customers is the person filling out the monthly paperwork.