As a champion of the common reptile, your constant struggle against political and academic elitism often leaves you shell-shocked and drained. Nevertheless, you persist.
Resist the intelligentsia with March's Prestidigital bundle, which includes illustrated digital assets for you to download and use during your next philistine session:
An exclusive One Page RPG by Oliver Darkshire, where you play a Mutant Tortoise Combat Orphan and take up arms (and legs) against enlightenment
A sewer score tracker for use with our digital tokens (along with a black and white version for easy printing)
Four sumo tortoise tokens, each sporting a different colored mawashi
The Sewer Suppression bundle includes .pngs of a one-page rpg, score tracker, and four sumo tortoise tokens.